I wasn’t exactly sober when I decided to book Lina, a Perth escort offering outcalls. The girl who turned up looked absolutely nothing like the one in the photos. Completely different girl. I went ahead with it anyway as I was already pretty keen on a decent BJ. Well, that turned out to be a disappointment. Instead of a good BJ, it felt more like she was yanking at it, with a bit of teeth thrown in for good measure. Afterwards, I had another look at her ad and realised the photos weren’t even verified. No wonder a different girl showed up. My own fault for not checking properly, but still pretty disappointing. Not exactly the kind of Perth escort review I was hoping to write, but that’s how it went.