I met Alisa New while she was touring Sydney. Her photos and videos completely sold me. I’d always wanted to see a Slavic beauty, and after reading so many great reviews about her, I booked without much hesitation. Looks-wise, she definitely didn’t disappoint. She’s gorgeous, well looked after, and her accent is incredibly sexy. Her English isn’t the best, but I wasn’t there for a chat anyway. Sadly, that’s where the positives ended. From the first few minutes, it felt like a very business-only appointment. The service just wasn’t good. It felt like she thinks being beautiful is enough and doesn’t really need to put much effort into the session. She came across as cold, distant and, at times, a bit condescending. Maybe I didn’t flash enough cash or turn up with expensive gifts—I honestly don’t know—but the whole thing felt awkward from start to finish. For the money she’s asking, I expected a lot more. Sydney is full of beautiful, intelligent escorts who know how to make you feel like they’re genuinely happy you’re there. I never got that feeling with Alisa. Maybe my expectations were too high, but if you’re charging around AUD 1,000 an hour, I don’t think it’s unreasonable to expect at least a bit of warmth and genuine effort. Once you’ve paid, there’s obviously no chance of getting your money back. I definitely wouldn’t book her again, and I left feeling disappointed.